🎉 Degen-Culture
The Ultimate Party Game
Bring friends together and laugh about the whole shitshow.
The perfect game to laugh about insiders, shitcoiners and exit liquidity plans.
3-5 Players
Perfect for any party size
15-30 Minutes
Quick rounds, endless fun
Easy to Learn
Jump right into the action
Endless Laughs
Guaranteed good times
Perfect For Every Occasion
Whether you're traveling, getting bored at conferences, or simply having a good time with frens.
Soonmap 🚀
A roadmap that actually leads somewhere
Toilet Paper
The only whitepaper printed where it belongs.
Web0 Game Launch
A real game. Not your classic Web3 vaporware.
IRL Tournaments
Because real fun happens in real life.
Bagholders Mint
The OG collection. Minted on your favorite griftchain.
Web2 Game
Game development without launching a shitcoin.
Shitnet
Native Shitcoin, Pay-to-Play and exclusive airdrops.
This time the game isn't rigged...
"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
★"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
★"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
★"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
★"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
★"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
★"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
★"This is the best game I have ever played in my life"
★"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good"
★"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product"
★"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Stay far away"
★"Finally, a card game that speaks my language"
★"I'd regulate this fun if I could.. too addictive!"
★"My wife's boyfriend loves this game"
★"I sold my house for more copies"
★"Played once, now I'm quitting my job to shill this full-time"
★"My portfolio's down 90%, but my spirits are up thanks to this deck"
★"Traded my Lambo for a stack of these cards. No regrets"
★"This is the real deal! no forks required"
★"This game's got more layers than my Ethereum upgrades, endlessly entertaining!"
★"Better yield than my bonds, farming laughs instead!"
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