Shitcoin Tycoons
The Card Game

The first and only.

The ultimate degen card game

🎭 2–5 players | 20–30 minutes 🕘

Shitcoin Tycoons is what happens when a rigged market becomes a Web0 card game. It’s an ironic yet accurate representation of grifting, scamming, speculating, and bagholding.
Will you become the Shitcoin Tycoon...or end up as someone else’s exit liquidity?

What do I get?

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Shitcoiners Deck
52 Shitcoiners (Scammers ♠, Grifters ♣, Speculators ♦, Community ♥)
2 "fiat" Jokers
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Events Deck
70 chaotic events to pump/dump the market, rug your frens, or lure bagholders.
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Utility Cards
6 Faction Modifiers to resolve effects
1 Last Round Card
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Tycoon Badge
One card to crown the Shitcoin Tycoon. Bragging rights included.

Buy now for €29.90

(Less than a memecoin gamble)

Web0. A Real World Game.

The crypto 'game' is rigged

The crypto market is a fun game to play, but it’s rigged in favor of insiders. Shitcoin Tycoons keeps the fun, but with clear rules. As a real game should be.

Web3 means 'shitcoins'

That’s the realization behind Shitcoin Tycoons. All shitcoins are born equal. Some just lie better than others.

One deck, many games

Shitcoin Tycoons includes a full 54-card deck - from Ace to King in four suits + 2 Jokers. Wanna play Poker? Blackjack? You can. But remember: Shitcoin Tycoons is the first and only degen card game.

Preparing for Shitnet

The Web0 card game is just the beginning. A full-blown Web3 shitshow is in the works. 🤫 Stay degen.

Bags diversity

Shitcoins Tycoons is fully inclusive. Whether you are a Shitcoiner, a No-Coiner, or a Bitcoiner. We celebrate bags diversity, no judgment. WAGMI? Probably not ...

All shitcoins are born equal. Some just lie better than others.

Soonmap 🚀

Web0 Game launch

A real game. Not your classic Web3 vaporware.

IRL Tournaments

Because real fun happens in real life. Fuck the metaverse.

Toilet Paper

The only whitepaper brave enough to be printed where it belongs.

NFShits

The OG collection. Minted on your favorite griftchain.

Web Game

Because you can still develop a game without launching a shitcoin.

Shitnet

Launch of native Shitcoin, Pay-to-Play and airdrops you won't qualify for.

Not ready? Must be those heavy bags...

"This is the best game I have ever played in my life."
Manopoly Man

"I want to buy this company and fire 70% of the staff, it's that good."
Eelon Muske

"I have invested 8 Billion $ROWAN into this perfect product."
Mark Cuben

"This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Stay far away”
Gym Crymer

- INSERT BULLISH TAGLINE HERE -

Get a deck

(Or get rugged)

Shitcoin TycoonsThe Card Game