🚪 Wait, Why?
For way too long, shitcoin communities have been at war, each one convinced that their token is the chosen one.
Fragmented. Tribal. Campanilistic. Each community shilling their shitcoin like gold.
The problem is that shitcoiners are stubborn. Blinded by ego, inflated by pride. They’ll throw around words like "utility", "partnerships", "tokenomics", "staking 3.0", just to prove they’re smarter than the rest.
But the stink? Still there. The stink, of yet another shitcoin. And deep down… they know it.
Blind devotion, inflated egos, and toxic antagonism have turned the shitcoins industry into rival cults. And this is why in in "Web3", intellectual integrity is hard to find (and even harder to keep). Hypocrisy is thriving.
🚽 The "community" mirage
Research shows that there’s only one shitcoiners community, which is fragmented into cult-like sub-communities. Unfortunately, each of these sub-communities is hostile to each other, convinced they’re not like the rest. And, more dangerously, convincing others.
Anyways, this whole antagonism is unnecessary:
All shitcoins are born equal, some just lie better than others.
Because the strongest community members are forged at the top, these "communities" are just copium echo chambers, where bagholders worship their shitcoin, similarly to soccer supporters, only to dump it to the next folks who buy the top. If they they will ever have the opportunity, ofc. If they can't dump it fast enough, they tag the mods asking: “WEN?”.
It’s just an exit strategy, disguised as community belonging.
⚠️Caution: Being a shitcoiner for a long time without ackowledging it can deteriorate personal ethic and introduce cognitive dissonances.
🎡 A fair game in a rigged space
Crypto is the ultimate gambling arena: wild, volatile, and meme-fueled. A circus of adrenaline, internet villains, market meltdowns, overnight millionaires and spectacular events.
It’s thrilling. It’s chaotic. And it’s completely rigged, in favour of insiders.
The more you dig in the shitcoins industry, the more you find out that:
- liquidity isn’t found, it’s extracted.
- Partnerships are theater.
- Narratives are engineered.
- Retail is the audience. And the exit plan.
But, hey! Since the game is fun to play... Why not stop pretending and make it a real game? You know, with real rules, so that everyone has the same chance of winning...
Shitcoin Tycoons shows how this "industry" is just a big shiny turd. Iunfyies shitcoiners, ackwoledge bitcoiners, and entertain no-coiners. By simply giving an ironic yet honest reckoning of the state of art.
It's the solution to the unecessary pride and arrogance. The antidote to unaware bagholding. The ackwoledgement bitcoiners deep down look for. That altcoins are shitcoins, and that’s okay.
Shitcoin Tycoons offers a space for playful honesty, where the act of chasing worthless coins becomes an ironic, communal joke. The innovation that Shitcoin Tycoons brings is admitting what we already know. This isn’t your average "utility" dumpathon: it’s a physical card game where every token is trash, everyone’s delusional, and the only bag that pumps is made out of irony.
In Shitcoins Tycoons, the fun of the shitcoins market comes with a transparent set of rules to play with. That's how real games work. Shitcoin Tycoons isn’t trying to save "crypto". It's here to laugh about it, transforming shitcoining into an ironic art form.
Because, if the whole thing’s a joke… you might as well be laughing!