Genesis Post

Dear fellow degenerates, gamblers, moonboys, rug survivors, and believers in pixelated dreams — Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Mr. Tycoon, chronicler of chaos, architect of irony, and humble narrator of the absurd multiverse you call the shitcoins market.

You may know me from...

...my viral thread titled “Why This Illiquid Token Is The Future” — which I deleted eight hours later. You may know me from the charts I pretend to understand, or those DAO calls where I sip espresso and nod like I read the proposal. Maybe you’ve seen me buried in airdrop spreadsheets, quoting whitepapers written in Comic Sans, or explaining protocols that I don’t understand.

Wherever you found me — you’re here now. And so is the story.

💭 What Story? Not just a story — the story. The one you’ve lived without even realizing it. The unspoken tale behind every stealth launch, every VC cope-thread, every mod-on-the-brink voice note.It’s the twelve-chapter journey of the modern shitcoiner, from spark to rug, from hope to rebrand, and all the glorious cope in between. Because let’s be honest… You didn’t come here for sound fundamentals. You came for the ride.

A tale of believers and manipulators, of devs with broken roadmaps and communities with blind devotion. A world where everyone plays a part, whether they know it or not. It’s a shitcoinverse of factions made of Scammers, Grifters, Speculators and the ever present Community.

In this world, logic is optional, and narrative is everything.

Let’s not sugarcoat it: the shitcoin market is on full send — not necessarily upwards, just... in all directions. Projects are launching faster than you can say “LP unlocked,” and disappearing even quicker. One minute you’re “early,” the next minute you’re holding a token that was rugged by someone.

So.. Why tell this story now? Because we’re entering a new era. The tribal lines between shitcoin communities have grown toxic. Each project thinks it’s the chosen one, even though they’re all just dressed-up remixes of the same broken dreams. Pride has overtaken play.And delusion has stopped being fun.

Amid the noise, the pumps, and the rugs... we shall ask:

What if we stopped pretending? What if we embraced the absurdity? What if we turned the whole circus into a game — and told the truth through satire? That’s what Shitcoin Tycoons is here to do. And I, Mr. Tycoon, will be your guide through it all.

So, buckle up, dear degen. This is just beginning.

— The Shitcoin Tycoon 🕴️