💁 Team
🏆 Visionary CEO: Leading this crew like a true Shitcoin Tycoon, he makes sure we stay rugged only where it counts.
"His visions turned out to be just hallucinations."
🛠️ Chaos Optimization Officer: A not-quite-recovered shitcoins gambler turned into logistics commander. Handles operations and ensures just the right balance of chaos to keep things running (except during market dumps).
"Herding the chaos into order... most of the time."
🎮 Gameplay Degeneer: The mastermind behind crafting FOMO-fueled game mechanics that keep you hooked. Has a habit of overcomplicating gameplay, but hey, that’s part of the fun.
"If it’s not fun, why even play?"
🎨Shillustrator: A talented duo behind the YOLO-worthy logos and eye-catching card layouts. This dynamic couple shapes all the branding, visuals, and design magic that make the game unforgettable.
"Art that slaps harder than a liquidation."
Our mission 🎯
We’re here to:
- Unite the fragmented shitcoin tribes through humor, strategy, and irony.
- Say to bitcoiners: "holy crap, you were right!"
- Turn every meme-worthy crypto story into a gameplay experience.
- Remind you that it’s okay to laugh at your favorite shitcoin.
Wanna join us?
Plis do.