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🛣️ Soonmap

From an already working product to a full Web3 shitshow.
Yes, we’re doing it the other way around.

Phase 1: Web0​

(in progress)

We built an actual game first. Touch grass, shuffle cards, laugh with frens.

  • Distribute the decks and play for real
  • Host IRL events (metaverse is lame)
  • Realizing that Web3 is one unique shitshow
  • Print the ToiletPaper, the whitepaper that is not afraid to be printed where it belongs

Phase 2: Bagholders Mint 🏛️​

Non Fungible Trash:

Bagholders Mint — the OG collection. Designed to be beautifully illiquid and brutally honest.

Phase 3: Web2 Game 🌐​

We tune the digital game for scale and mischief.

  • Ranked play, ladders, and seasonal metas

Still no token launch. You’re welcome.

Phase 4: Shitnet 💩​

Welcome to the big shiny turd, full gambling shitshow.

  • Launch Shitcoin
  • Integrate tokenomics(?) with gameplay
  • Introducing "Exit Through the DAO" by adding ecentralized governance (so you can just blame yourself)
  • Seasonal events to sustain premium copium

If the whole thing’s a joke… you might as well be laughing.

All shitcoins are born equal. Some just lie better than others.