👀 Intro
Ready to hustle? Whether you’re a Blockchain Enthusiast, a Ponzinomics Maximalist, a Shitcoin Sniper, or a Smelly Gem Hunter, Shitcoin Tycoons will put your shitcoinery to the ultimate test in the most chaotic market you’ve ever seen. 🎲💥
Accumulate shitcoins by dominating the unpredictable world of scams, hype, and market manipulation. 📈 👻 📉
Will you emerge as the ultimate Shitcoin Tycoon, or will you be left holding the bag? 👜💸
Decks 🃏
Shitcoin Tycoons uses two decks to deliver its chaotic fun:
- Shitcoiners deck: A standard 52-cards-deck with 2 Jokers. In Shitcoin Tycoons, each suit is called Faction, which contains 12 Shitcoiners cards (ranked from 1 to K). You can also play Poker or any other "classic" card game with it! ♠️ ♥️ ♣️ ♦️
- Events Deck: Exclusively for the Degen mode: 70 event cards to make the market unpredictable, with all the events that a shitcoiner can imagine.
Plus, few utility cards that make it easier to play in Degen mode.
Yes. You don't need to be a shitcoiner to enjoy this game.
Ackchyually, bitcoiners and no-coiners are also having a lot of fun!
Additionally, we highly doubt you are not a shitcoiner.
How to play ♠️
- Buy the deck. It's way cheaper than your latest shitcoin gamble. And you get something that actually exist.
- Read the Rules, and the Glossary.
- First time? Play the Starter Mode.
- Ready for the real fun? Play the Degen Mode.
- Gather Your frens (max 5 players) and get ready for the shitcoins madness. 👥
How to Win 🏆
The mission is simple: end the game with the most valuable shitcoins Portfolio. As you collect shitcoins, you’ll come across two types:
- Shiny yellow shitcoins: they increase your Portfolio’s value.
- Broken red shitcoins: are worthless scams that decrease your Portfolio's value.
